Bah. Even I gave in. I just hope this one is more celebrated than my infamous one into orkut. (where i got pummelled for scrapping myself. What the hell, its a free country!) What? No, no im not going to say anything about beating and joining, read the title!
Instead, im going to type down the very best of jokes i made up these hols (or very worst, i respect points of view vastly different from mine) (A person who doesnt do that is called a POVist)
killer one: How many absurdists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: To get to the other side
killer two: What was done to mourn Chris Benoit's violent demise?
A: A silent tea party was held in his honour
Didn't get em? Don't feel disheartened! Loads of people didnt! Just mail all death threats/proposals/doubts about jokes to my gmail id. With all the free time i have these days, i might even reply!
swalpa adjusht maadi
cheers!
Arun
PS: shouldnt yoda be saying 'With you, may the force be' ?
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welcome to the blogosphere. Set up a blogroll.
welcome to the blogosphere. Set up a blogroll.
hey what abt that one ?
Q: what did the chicken say to the egg after sex?
A: now we know who came first
Like all that wasn't cliche!
Welcome. You survived longer than I expected. Anyways, it was but a matter of when you would give in, not if you would.
You know, Nilanjana, i feel exactly the same way you do... but apparently, there's more to life than just sex... wierd!
Yoda should be saying
"fuck up,the shut"
i still dint get the chris benoit joke....n i even tried read reading it backwards!!
Thank you all, i am supposed to be feeling grand or summat
blogroll, will do, as soon as i figure out how and get out of my lazy phase
nil: yes, yes, sex is a lot, but then again as the vivek krishnan himself declares. theres more to the world
ps: hah! I outlasted you!
anirudh:
saurya: now you did. and sice i am the undisputed king, all are welcome to contribute incredibly bad jokes to my contributors column, coming soon (from next post, whenever tha'll be.)
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